Gifts To Get Your Wife If You Want A Divorce—this list works two ways: if you don’t want a divorce, avoid giving her anything below at all costs. However, if you do want a divorce, be sure to use this list. Stubborn women may take multiple doses of these gifts.
Gifts That Say “Know Your Place”
Anything that involves putting housework on her shoulders is an effective gift for getting a divorce. Use accordingly—some women do see dusting as their only joy in life—I just don’t know any of them.
1. Vacuum cleaner
2. Set of saucepans
3. Lawn mower
Gifts That Say “It’s All About Me”
4. Video games
5. Tool chest
6. Remote control plane
7. Season tickets for the Dodgers (or whatever your team is)
Gifts That Say “Lose A Few Pounds”
8. Gym membership
9. Liposuction plastic surgery
10. Bathroom scale
11. Jenny Craig program
Gifts That Say “You Are Getting Old”
13. Bifocal reading glasses
14. Hair dye
15. Phone with large buttons
Gifts That Say “I Am Over You”
Comments? Any suggestions about these gifts to get your wife if you want a divorce? Tell us your experience? Do share!